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Never seen on italian television:

Ne aveva parlato qualche giorno fa Punto Informatico, me l’ha ricordato Michele Santoro in AnnoZero, e
stasera finalmente ho avuto modo di vederlo, il reportage della BBC sui preti pedofili.

Scandalo oltre la pedofilia, è la sua copertura da parte della Chiesa. Da cui l’invito alla riflessione collettiva: perché il pedofilo ha sempre più il volto dell’educatore.

BREAKING NEWS

Weapon of Mass Destruction have eventually been found. An Iraqi province, called North Korea, has shown evidence of possessing Nuclear Weapons.

President Bush congratulates with his intelligence: “I knew it! This shows that the war was not a lie! Nuclear Weapons of Mass Destruction have been found _less_ than 5000 miles (8000km) North-East of Baghdad. You guys did a great job: we were really close to our target. Thank you everyone.”

Technorati Tags: Humor, lang:en

In a recent press article (en, it) you can read about the features of the HP Photosmart R727 camera, the most interesting being to shrink up all your fat and still give to the subject a natural shape.

“It works better than a four weeks diet!”, declared proudly Sally Cranham, a mysterious singer who decided to raise her fame by posing for this magical device.
I’m sure her fans won’t be disappointed going to her concert and discovering that a whale is singing, instead of a mermaid.

To be more serious, I’m looking forward to a nano-device that we can apply directly on the eye, which can show me everybody and everything as I’d like to see it. No more Sally poses. No more hassle at the gym. No more anxiety on the scale, because I’d see the weight I wanna weight on my imaginary scale and a perfect body in the imaginary mirror. And because I’ll be lazy, I’ll imagine the mirror right in front of the scale, so I don’t have to move any further.

More, more, more! For the same reason I can imagine the love of my life, the house of my dreams, the richest bank account and so on without even snapping my fingers, because I can simply imagine to snap them. Voilà! And oh yeah, I can be Sally Cranham if I ever need to feel overweight.

Technorati Tags: Facts, Humor, lang:en, Technology

Once again on the borderline with porn, Paris Hilton is finally out with a music video.

Yes, finally. Now nobody can prevent you, my reader, to produce a music video because you’re lacking style, or you’re tacky, or you have no music skills, or you simply look stupid and consequently act stupid. Stop videotaping you with your partner and start singing! And if you’re not confident enough, how about starting with a podcast?

Signs of water on a Saturn’s moon: new hopes for a better world. The question: can a second attempt of microbes produce better results?